Please don't read it it's embarrassing. (NOW YOU GOTTA READ IT HAHA.)
1. First thing's first. What's your name?
Raven (SHUT UP I HAD AN OC WITH THE SAME NAME SHUT UP.)
2. How about your age?
February 13 1995
5'... 1? 2, maybe?
8. Zodiac sign?
Er... ??? You know, I'm honestly not even sure?
Personal qualitative section.
1. Eye colour?
2. Hair colour/style. Is it your natural hair?
Short black hair. It used to be long, but I cut it a few months ago. Now I'm shedding it all like a fucking dog, but
3. Current fitness?
Uhhh, not much? I walk around a lot... Like, it's more of an OCD-type walking. I put headphones in and walk back
and forth from the living room for about two hours... My family thinks I'm insane.
4. Skin tone?
Brown, but since I don't go outside, it looks kind of sickly brown...
1. What's your sexuality?
...? I'd say asexual, but I am attracted to women more than men. Like, really. Ummm? I don't... er... it's complicated...
2. Current relationship status?
3. How many relationships have you been in? And could you give a brief description of them?
When I was in 6th grade, I had a boyfriend, but really, it was in name only. We never even went on a date. Honestly,
I don't even count that as a relationship. It wasn't.
4. What is your favorite feature of your preferred gender?
Legs. Legs. Oh, and asses. Ha, I feel so uncomfortable admitting that. XD
5. Are you a virgin?
YEEEESSSS. I SHALL BE THE NINETY YEAR OLD VIRGIN!
6. How often do you go on dates with your partner? (If you currently have one).
I go on dates with myself in my mind because--
I'm just kidding.
7. If you aren't already, do you hope to marry the person you are with?
No. Even if I was in a relationship, I wouldn't get married. I've seen what happens during marriages.
8. If you aren't in a relationship then do you have a crush on someone?
Do crushes on celebrities count? Then yes.
9. Where is your favourite spot to be kissed?
Uhhh, never been kissed, haha.
10. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
HAVEN'T HAD ONEEEEE.
Seven Deadly Sins Section.
1. Would you be considered a glutton?
2. A sloth?
I'm so dead inside no.
...Yes? I dunno
1. Ever done crack?
2. Smoked weed?
3. Done meth?
No (MY STAY IN THE HOSPITAL LOVES TO SAY OTHERWISE HOWEVER)
4. How about tried speed?
7. Do you often drink?
...How often is often? I'll just say no.
8. Do you watch any form of pornography?
GOD I HOPE MY MOM ISN'T READING THIS
9. Ever stolen something?
10. Ever abused or bullied someone?
I technically did this to my younger sister. I regret it deeply. Like, really. I think I stopped when I was... twelve?
11. Ever been arrested?
12. Ever cheated on someone?
13. Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
14. Have you ever abused the use of over the counter drugs?
1. Are you still in school?
2. If so, then what grade?
3. Your best subject in school?
Ummm, I did good in English and Science.
4. Worst subject in school?
Math. Math. Math. Did I mention math?
5. Did you drop out of school?
Sort of. I started homeschooling with 7th grade.
6. If you are in college, then what is your major?
NO COLLEGE 4 ME
1. Describe your relationship with your parents.
I live with my mom. We don't argue much. Then there's my dad. Captain Crazy. Like, recently, he told me that even
if I don't believe in God, there's SOMETHING OUT THERE THAT CREATED US AND HELPED US ALONG
IN LIFE. And a whole bunch of other shit. Mind you, he's bipolar, so I accept ever insane thing he's ever done
(*cough16thbirthdaycough*) and try to deal with his shifts in personality.
2. Relationship with your siblings?
Umm, my relationship with my full sister is... meh. I wish it was better, but the aforementioned bullying incidents in
my past with her... I mean, we technically get along, but.. Um, and then there's my youngest sister, only related
through my dad, and she loves me and I love her and we both nerd out about Pokemon.
3. With your family in general?
...Well, I'm close with my grandma on my dad's side, but my mother's family's side still can't get my name right. Or
my age. (Rachel? She's the younger one, right?)
4. Ever experienced the death of someone close to you?
No, I don't think so.
1. Do you have a lot of friends?
Two irl, and a couple online.
2. Would you consider yourself a loner?
3. Describe your style of clothing.
You won't catch me dead in a dress or skirt, but I like wearing bright colors on my shirts?
4. Briefly describe your childhood.
Uhh, let's see. My father dumped us off at his mother's home in Las Vegas when I was about four or five. We lived
with her until I was almost ten, then moved to motherfucking MONTANA to be with my father and his... wife?
Girlfriend? I call her my stepmom, so...
Guess who's still stuck in Montana. NOOOO Y ME.
5. Best memory.
...? I don't... um... I can't remember anything good... Good things happened, but my memory is awful, so...
6. Worst memory.
7. Best aspect of life right now?
...Not doing anything all day? Not the best thing but...
8. Worst aspect?
I don't get out much... I only have two friends...
1. Do you have a religion?
Nope. My grandma tried so hard to force it down my throat, and I was all, NOPE.
2. Do you believe in God or a form of intelligent design?
3. Do people need to live by morals or just live to have fun?
Hey, if it gets you through your day.
4. Briefly describe your top 5 most important beliefs/moral standards
I don't... I can't think of any.
"Life Sucks" Section:
1. Do you have any allergies?
Is sleeping an addiction, 'cause YES. Okay, not really?
3. Health problems(physical)
I have to wear glasses because otherwise I'm blinder than a bat. Or some blind animal of your choosing.
4. Permanent injuries/scars?
A couple of scars on odd locations that I can't really remember where I got them from.
Any shade of red and darker forms of blue.
2. Style of music?
Anything other than that type of heavy metal where everything is just screamed. My dad loved that shit. I can't stand
...Soda, I suppose? I'll drink anything, though, I don't have a favorite.
I can't wear it myself, but GIVE ME DA SHORTS.
Cat (CAUSE I LIKE DA P--)
That's a hard question. I always had a soft spot for Pictures of Hollis Woods. I read it when I was, like, in fifth or
sixth grade and I still read it when I'm bored.
...Meh, I'll go with Cloverfield. That alien movie thing. DON'T ASK WHY.
At the moment? Uhhh, well, for the past year I've really liked Love Me Again by John Newman?
Oh, What a Life (American Authors) (SHUT UP)
12. Band/musical artist?
...I like American Authors... I'm lame.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE OHMAIGAWD CAN I MARRY HER
15. School subject?
17. TV show?
Probably drawing and writing.
GIMME DA SNICKERS
20. Pizza toppings?
Cheese. Just cheese. I'm boring.
Cake. Cupcakes. Cheesecake. Cake?
I love all fruit, but I love me some watermelon yo.
23. Type of pie/cake?
Does it have chocolate 'cause I'll eat it omnomnom
24. Flavour of ice cream?
Cool. Or cold. I hate hot weather 'cause of insects. I KID YOU NOT.
26. Time of day?
Midnight. Anytime past midnight but before the morning.
Cake. I'm sorry, but my sister got these candles that smell like cake and OHMAIGAWD I LOVE THEM BUT
THEY MAKE ME SO HUNGRY.
30. Vacation spot?
...Just put me in a car and bring me on a road trip and I DON'T CARE WHERE WE'RE GOING!
Would you rather… (please briefly explain your answers.)
1. Live in the city or country?
Country. I hate crowded places filled with people. Ugh.
2. Travel by plane or by boat?
Well I've never been on either of them but I'll go with boat.
3. Be deaf or blind?
Deaf. At least they have solutions for it, like hearing aids, but if you're blind, TOO BAD.
4. Wear hardcore gothic clothing or dress in all pink?
Hardcord gothic clothing. That'd be black, right? Good. I like that.
5. Stay human or be an animal? (If animal then what animal and why?)
Human. Animals... have unfortunate lives...
6. Be surrounded by rowdy teenage guys or preppy teenage girls?
COME ON ROWDY TEENAGE GUYS I'M YO MAN. UH, WOMAN?
7. Stay at home or go out and party?
Stay at home. It's what I've been doing since... um... forever?
8. Have a pet dog or a pet cat?
CAT. By the way, I make it a goal to make at least one pussy joke a day to my mom and sister. They just groan in
response to it.
9. Only be allowed to eat candy or only be allowed to eat raw fruits and vegetables?
...Raw fruits and vegetables. My mom would totally disagree, but there's only so much candy one can handle before
they start vomiting strange colors... Also, I'm a fruit. *shot*
10. Play video games or exercise?
BEEPBOOPBOP VIDEO GAMES.
11. Read or watch TV?
Imma read all day I only watch TV for Steven Universe I kid you not.
12. Draw or paint?
Draw. I haven't painted in ever.
13. Only be able to yell to speak, or be mute?
I guess be mute. Either way, I'm going to irritate someone.
14. Continue this meme or go do something more interesting?
I CONTINUE ALMOST NOTHING THAT I START BUT I'M CONTINUING DIS YO.
Personal Opinion Section.
1. Opinion of your appearance.
Can I just go and blend in with the wall now 'kay thanks bye.
2. Opinion of your personality.
I hate my personality. I freeze up in front of people, stammer, stutter, and always get this feeling like I'm going to cry.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a job soon. That was sarcasm.
3. Opinion of your family.
4. Opinion of your friends.
I LOVE ANYONE WHO TALKS TO ME
5. Opinion on religion
I don't care what you believe in, just please, don't shove it down my throat like my grandma did.
6. Opinion on homosexuality.
What the fuck, why can't people just love who they love.
7. Opinion of school/work.
Go to school and learn how to spell plz. *shot*
8. Opinion of modern society.
Ewww, modern society. Well. I guess it could be worse...
9. Opinion of today's politics.
Don't. Get me. Started. On. Republicans. Kay?
What was the last…
1. Movie you saw?
??? I honestly don't remember.
2. Book you read?
STILL TRYING TO READ SERAPHINA.
3. TV show you watched?
As in, watched a full episode of? Steven Universe. Though What Not To Wear is, for some reason, on TV right
4. Thing you ate?
A tiny apple pie thingy.
5. Thing you drank?
6. Piece of art/literature/poetry you did?
...? Some random sketch of one of my characters in one of my drawing pads.
7. Person you kissed.
KITTYKITTYKITTY. Oh, wait, person? Umm, I kissed my mom on the cheek?
8. Person you texted/Instant messaged/emailed?
9. Time you exercised?
Do my obsessive walks around the house count? If so, three o'clock PM. It's 10:30 PM right now...
10. Dream you had?
Some weird ass shit I have weird dreams.
11. Thing you favourited on deviantART?fav.me/d6dj42d
12. Animal you saw?
13. Time you cried?
Hrnnnn, last week? Two weeks ago? And it's probably going to happen again soon.
14. Time you laughed?
A few minutes ago because I thought of a stupid thing.
15. Time you were furious?
Have you ever…
1. Punched someone?
I don't think so?
2. Kissed, or done more with, someone of the same gender?
3. Thrown up on someone?
DOES MYSELF COUNT HAHA
4. Been thrown up on?
5. Been to a rave?
6. Danced on a table?
7. Had a hangover?
8. Flashed someone?
9. Sneezed more than 3 times in a row?
I feel like I actually have.
10. Found a large(ish) amount of money on the ground?
No. I have a whole two dollars to my name. No, it's a two dollar bill. I'm never gonna spend it--
12. Won a bet?
13. Lost a bet?
14. Hugged a zebra?
No, but THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
15. Been terrified by a street mime?
16. Found a clown under your bed?
N-- *checks under bed* No
17. Seen a ghost?
Yes. I will bore you with ghost stories if you want.
18. Talked to an inanimate object?
Yes. Yes. YES.
19. Yelled at an inanimate object?
20. Punched an inanimate object because you were mad at it?
21. Been caught doing something "naughty" by your parents?
HAHAHA NO. I THINK I MIGHT DIE IF THAT EVER HAPPENED.
22. Ever sang in the rain?
23. Danced in the rain?
24. Eaten sugary junk food until you threw up then ate some more?
Yes. As a little kid.
25. Managed to burn water?
1. Did you like this meme?
Sure, it passed the time.
2. Would you do others that are similar?
3. Are you glad this meme is over?
4. Now who are you going to choose as the meme's next victims? (Tag people if you like, not required.)
I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU, WAIT WHAT.